That's RIIII-IIIGHT! A Skype or FaceTime mini 1-on-1 mini show JUST for YOU anywhere you are in the whole wide world. I might play you songs from Last Daze, songs from a multitude of other already ready released sessions, 1 or 2 of MY personal favorite songs by other artists I adore. Hell, we might even break out some "Wheels on the Bus" while we're at it. Sky's the limit here and my catalog is vast & varied, so whatever strikes me - and if you have personal requests for a particular song of mine - I promise an amazing, if ephemeral, experience. PLUS - as with the other items available for purchase, should you so benevolently choose to pay more than the min. price for our hot date? I'll give you a preview of 1 of several super secret squirrel songs no one else will be hearing til its finished.

++ IMPORTANT ++
ALL ARRANGEMENTS ARE FINAL EXCEPT IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
Due to an inordinate number of medical appointments & the increasing frequency of cluster headache I am acquiring, we'll agree upon a day/time no less than 2 WEEKS from date of purchase. I value your time every bit as much as my own so I plan with due gravity.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BLAST!!

*cardboard cow cut out not included.
*m, my trusty partner in musical crime? Also not included.